Updating my resumè is a mood booster! I believe I am fortunate to have such a resume. Infantry soldier! Didn't see that coming, did we, professor? Yeah, I volunteer ALL the time, for EVERYTHING. And of course, day camp manager, my heaviest area of experience is extremely relevant.

In summary: History student with years of experience working with kids applies for history job involving kids, also he was a badass when he was 17 and trained with the real deal army, and is currently volunteering more than you can handle.

Furthermore, professor, I am volunteering for YOU, right NOW, doing HISTORY research and planning CHILDREN’S programs. Yes, don’t worry, I’ll be accepting the job.